I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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