and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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