What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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