he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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