butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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