But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He passed out mid-signature
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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