i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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