Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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