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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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