FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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