The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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