doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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