If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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