I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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