their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My hand turned me down
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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