You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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