About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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