Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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