But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
It's shark week go big or go home
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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