yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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