so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
