Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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