WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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