Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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