Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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