I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That accounts for only three of the penises
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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