I hate your face
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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