at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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