ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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