in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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