He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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