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(847): View more from Illinois

Pappa wants mamma naked

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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings

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(773): View more from Illinois

I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.

(773): View more from Illinois

Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?

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(607): View more from New York

whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?

(1-607): View more from New York

King Triton

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(563): View more from Iowa

How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?

(1-563): View more from Iowa

The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?

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(425): View more from Washington

If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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(905): View more from Ontario

today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag

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(416): View more from Toronto

He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.

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