Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I think a kid would responsible me up
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.