Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
True college students do jello shots in the library
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