i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
tell me about the eggs
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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