I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
