return my video game
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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