Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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