brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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