I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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