I must be too annoying 4 u.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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