If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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