so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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