At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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