Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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