Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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