i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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