I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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