he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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