Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
