The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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