so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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