I think I died a long time ago.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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