your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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