How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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